Ladies, why do we persist in our delusions about male psychology?

men out number women 6 to 1 in mental hospitals> > >20 to 1 in prisons > > >4 to 1 in suicide.....in fact compared to women, men are an emotional mess.....if men's emotional complexity was soooo simple....why are so many going wacko trying to cope ? Oh I Forgot ! we're all fat and happy, sitting on the couch, drinking a big hy one...just a scratch'n....and a belch'n